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Back to the pageYou’ll hear from us when it launches, with your early-bird price. Know someone who can’t do dairy? Send them your link: friends who join through it move you up the queue.
Back to the pageFor lactose-intolerant food lovers
One click before the cheese board. Small enough for your pocket, discreet enough for the table. No foil, no fumbling.
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The list gets 48 hours of early access and the early-bird price.
Launching 2027 · UK
Press the button and a single tablet drops out. No foil, no blister pack, no rummaging at the counter.
Each tablet is 7,000 FCC units of lactase. Swallow one just before, or with, the dairy.
Ninety tablets in something the size of a lighter. Refills slot straight in.
Online first, then by the card machine at the places that need it most.
Lactase enzyme tablets in a small flat clicker. One press gives you one tablet, 7,000 FCC units each, 90 per clicker.
2027. Everyone on the list hears first and gets 48 hours of early access.
No, it’s a food supplement containing the lactase enzyme. If you’ve never been told you’re lactose intolerant, have a chat with your GP first.
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